1. Raise and unconditionally love a flying squirrel named Cthulu or Chickenbear, Jr.
2. Visit Glacier National Park
3. Be as funny, for at least 5 minutes, as David Sedaris
4. Read every book ever written by Philip K. Dick
5. Understand a philosophy book. Any one. Or philosophy in general. Anything. Please.
6. Go back to school for my doctorate (this one is a most likely "to do")
That is all for now.
